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« on: November 05, 2006, 10:02:46 PM »

I decided to start a new band called Pterodactyl, because pterodactyls are fuckin' pterrofying...check out the link to listen and behold.

http://www.sutureself.com/music/pterodactyl.mp3

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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2006, 10:59:36 AM »

I think Mastodon are a bunch of Masto-bators for stealing those sweet riffs.  Keep on rockin.. but did you know that metal is what made the dinosaurs extinct?  Be careful, or you'll rock yourself into an early ice age.
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2006, 12:23:57 PM »

hahahahahaha. That made my day.
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2006, 03:09:33 PM »

I think Mastodon are a bunch of Masto-bators for stealing those sweet riffs.  Keep on rockin.. but did you know that metal is what made the dinosaurs extinct?  Be careful, or you'll rock yourself into an early ice age.

Metal didn't make the dinosaurs extinct! It was smoking...and New Wave...and George Michael. And you haven't experienced terror and revulsion until you've seen George Michael exterminate an entire race of dinosaurs. *shudder*

So, anyone need a ride to jam tonight?

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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2006, 03:10:18 PM »

Nah dude, I'm good...see you at 8.
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2006, 09:06:55 PM »

hahahaha
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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2006, 02:00:03 PM »

Hey dude.. I've been working on a logo and an album cover.. I was trying to make it look like Godsmack meets that old sitcom called "Dinosaurs".. you know, the one with the baby what says "NOT THE MAMA!".  Maybe some CGI flames in the background and some inverted crosses here and there would add some flare:

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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2006, 02:39:59 PM »

Hahahahahaha! Holy shit dude...you have no idea how hard I laughed at that. That is the coolest thing I've ever seen. It seriously puts the music to shame. I like the Satanic bling around the pterodactyl's neck; I wonder if he shops at that grillz place in the Northgate. Is that five o'clock shadow on the jaw, or just shading? I SAID CONSUMMATE Vs, CONSUMMATE! Seriously, you are a frickin' genius. Although I was reminded less of Dinosaurs and more of The Land Before Time.
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 03:07:12 PM »

I can't even think of anything witty to say.
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2006, 04:07:10 PM »

There are times when wit fails. There are times when speech is stolen, and silence prevails. And these are the times when one must mutely bask in the glory of the pterodactyl drawing, and allow its holiness to wash over the retinas like a fresh spring rain.

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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2006, 04:24:58 PM »

I am cleansed, and I see the light.
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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2006, 07:52:10 PM »

I am cleansed, and I see the light.
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« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2006, 08:27:22 PM »

Isn't a cleansed hippy an oxymoron?
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2006, 09:12:20 PM »

I just assume he meant some kind of hippy "inner cleansing" or something gay like that.
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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2006, 12:42:21 AM »

Pure win?  I think so.
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« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2006, 05:02:36 PM »

Another track from Teh Almighty Pterodactyl...for fans of Converge, shrieky pterodactyl vocals, and that show Dinosaurs.

http://www.sutureself.com/music/TehAlmightyPterodactyl.mp3
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« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2006, 08:16:18 PM »

LOL what?!>


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« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2006, 11:17:44 PM »

I gotta admit, I don't know what ds fadf means...is that some sort of secret Freemason code?


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« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2006, 11:54:04 PM »

It was me smashing my face into the keyboard trying to hold back the peeing laughter.
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« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2006, 09:35:28 AM »

did i hear something about eating white chocolate?HuhHuh
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« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2006, 01:07:47 PM »

did i hear something about eating white chocolate?HuhHuh

I think you're actually getting confused and thinking of this song:

http://www.sutureself.com/music/WhiteChocolate.mp3

Okay, I gotta quit this shit and actually do some work before I become functionally retarded. More so than usual, I mean.
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« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2006, 03:27:07 PM »

hahahaahhaha. oh man that was great.
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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2006, 10:11:07 PM »

I'm all about the air raid silen. Stu Block taught me how to do that, you know. We were, like, hanging out and stuff.

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« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2006, 01:59:35 AM »

YOU GOT TO TALK TO STU BLOCK!!! OMFGZWTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2006, 09:13:41 AM »

Yeah, Fred Durst gave me his number. Fred was all like, "Yeeeeeboiiieeeeee! I gots tha digitz in ma cizzel phizzone, bro! You want fries with that?" And then he handed me my Big Mac through the drive-thru window, and I drove off into the sunset, never to hear from my buddy Fred again.
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« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2006, 01:58:06 PM »

Okay, I have to admit, Fred Durst didn't actually say "You want fries with that?" I think his exact words were "U wan fryz widdat!?"
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« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2007, 05:23:23 PM »

holy fuck man, that was freakin hilarious. time well spent.
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« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2007, 05:35:41 PM »

Okay, I have to admit, Fred Durst didn't actually say "You want fries with that?" I think his exact words were "U wan fryz widdat!?"

Thats some fuckin funny shit
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« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2007, 01:04:04 AM »

The Almighty Pterodactyl is back and ready to rip yer face off with an ass-kickin', blast-beatin' cover of "Get Ur Free Gum." Jokey shit aside this track's actually good for once.

http://www.sutureself.com/music/geturfreakon.mp3


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« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2007, 01:40:28 AM »

Okay, I have to admit, Fred Durst didn't actually say "You want fries with that?" I think his exact words were "U wan fryz widdat!?"


I think I just ruptured a lung...
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« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2007, 02:44:48 AM »

haha...poor Fred...someday he'll hit puberty.
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« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2007, 11:53:46 AM »

I didn't know he was actually still alive. I thought an angry hobo would've flogged him to death by now.
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« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2007, 12:24:32 PM »

The Almighty Pterodactyl is back and ready to rip yer face off with an ass-kickin', blast-beatin' cover of "Get Ur Free Gum." Jokey shit aside this track's actually good for once.

http://www.sutureself.com/music/geturfreakon.mp3





HOLY FUCK TODD. HAHAHAHHA
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« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2007, 05:55:42 PM »


HOLY FUCK TODD. HAHAHAHHA

I'll pay you $5 in Canadian Tire money if you guys cover my cover of that song.
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« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2007, 11:19:40 PM »

Since I am the leader of the bunch, I accept your offer.


hahahahah leader

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