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« on: August 30, 2006, 10:30:54 PM »

Upon The Ashes...Regina's premier alcohol fueled hatecore band, has not (to seemingly popular belief) broken up.  We have gone through quite a member overhaul, as many of you have noticed Devon(Tito) has moved on to play with Damonen(best of luck to him and obviously they are doing quite well congrats to the band as a whole) But we now have a stable line-up after searching for oh so long.  Our main problem is lack of jam-spot which if anyone could help us out we could show our gratitudes through sexual favours.  But anyways we are ready to play, but wanna surprise you guys with the new shit we've been writing that incorporates the new members style into the band, and well all around will crush your cerebral cortex. So please be patient(as if you even care)noone wants us to get back on stage more than we do.
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 12:12:20 PM »

man, you guys have been gone too long.
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 12:16:38 PM »

No sexual favours for you in your current condition, Kurtis.

And by "in your current condition" I mean "since you're Kurtis."
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2006, 01:50:14 PM »

And I wasnt talking to Naiomi....only women who will let us jam in their bathrooms while there showering.
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2006, 02:02:45 PM »

What's going on with your CD these days??
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2006, 02:25:19 PM »

We got the first master done....needs work....but we were concentrating more on finding the new bass player , now tht we have him we can concentrate on the cd/new music.
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2006, 05:14:52 PM »

Who is your new bass player? Looking forward to see you guys again fer sure. \m/
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2006, 09:17:26 PM »

And I wasnt talking to Naiomi....only women who will let us jam in their bathrooms while there showering.

These ladies said they are all about a night of lovin' with you boys....




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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2006, 09:40:33 PM »

is that the Itchy Stitches 50th year reunion party picture?
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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2006, 09:47:14 PM »

As you can see ... I'm clearly dead by then.
Thankfully ... hologram projections will be top notch by then,
& I'll appear on stage with my present good looks. Wink
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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2006, 09:49:06 PM »

Danny said we look like siblings (you and I) more than my brother and I.


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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2006, 09:50:00 PM »

is that the Itchy Stitches 50th year reunion party picture?


We look pretty young for being in our 70 somethings.....


Which one do I get to be?
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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2006, 09:51:53 PM »

I WAS  adopted ... ya know Huh
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2006, 09:55:50 PM »

Really?


YIPES!
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2006, 09:57:47 PM »

Awwww ... my lil' sisser is all growed up !
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« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2006, 09:58:38 PM »

Well, I'll schedule the bloodwork.
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« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2006, 10:01:40 PM »

Which reminds me of a creepy fuckin' story.
This one will have DiggleZ trembling in his boots.
I went to the same lab as teh PP the other day & they took blood from both of us ...
I assume they put the samples in the same rack !!!
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« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2006, 10:04:54 PM »

You're both pregnant!!
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« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2006, 01:45:22 AM »

Who is your new bass player? Looking forward to see you guys again fer sure. \m/

I actually dont know what his last name is, but he is 18, his name is Paul, and he is FUCKING incredible.
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« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2006, 10:50:11 AM »

These ladies said they are all about a night of lovin' with you boys....






I love how the one on the left is ever so sexily slightly lifting up the green babes gunt all invitingly....










I think im going to go puke now.


And never touch a pestrami on rye again...
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« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2006, 11:53:36 AM »

Upon The Ashes...Regina's premier alcohol fueled hatecore band

I heard UTA just got signed to Resistance Records!!! CONGRATS
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« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2006, 09:24:29 PM »

Dylan, you an asshole, a craaaazy asshole, but an asshole nonetheless!!!!
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« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2006, 10:01:50 PM »



I'd do the one on the right in the pink bikini...although it's kind of creepy that I can't tell if she's pregnant or not...and by creepy I mean highly erotic. Anybody got a phone number here? I'm kind of desperate.























No seriously, hook me up.















I hate my life.

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« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2006, 08:59:38 PM »

NO MORE FAT CHICKS ON THE UTA THREAD............p lease
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« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2006, 05:21:28 PM »

hahahaha denied
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« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2006, 10:23:15 PM »

I could always pics of my hairy ass on the Ithcy stiches page Steph.....you can ask Danny about the horror that is the hairy ass of Kurtis(like the one time I put it through a window ask Danny about that one it's a gooder)
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« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2006, 04:23:12 PM »

He has told me about your ass on more than one occasion...think he may liiiKKKKKkeeeee you, as more than a friend....heh heh
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« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2006, 10:37:18 PM »

Well I am gonna pay him to touch my penis one of these days, then stab it with needles.......ooooo oooo foreplay!!!
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« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2006, 10:08:37 PM »

I just noticed this thread...and then I noticed that picture....my penis has now permanently entered my body and can be found somewhere in the area surrounding my left kidney. 
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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2006, 04:43:43 PM »

Well I am gonna pay him to touch my penis one of these days, then stab it with needles.......ooooo oooo foreplay!!!

Take it back!
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« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2006, 09:06:14 PM »

Why..........jealou s?
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« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2006, 04:15:42 PM »

The day I'm jealous of you is the day I've totally lost my mind.

I was more asking for you to take it back because the idea repulses me.
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« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2006, 06:25:40 PM »

Figured as much, either way it is his job, being a male prostitute who will touch my genitals for money!!!

WE HAVE THE JAM SPOT, so therefore we can continue on AS A BAND, instead of recording parts and handing them off to each other, so give us a month of nice solitude and we will be ready for y'all
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« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2006, 12:12:37 AM »

So tonight being the first jam where we actually worked on the new material as a band I'm hereby convinced that our guitar players lead secret lives as mathematicians, because there are some crazy fucking time signatures in there, and vocal patterns are becoming more difficult to invent!
Seeing as I don't know what im talking about when it comes to music I'm gonna say it is in roughly 256/16 timing. Its called Spun and is all about being a drunk-ass!
But altogether I say the changes are a good thing and having a jamspot is a good thing, and having people who will hopefully like us at our triumphant(?) return on Dec 9. is a good thing!
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« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2006, 10:46:17 AM »

256/16 timing.

so 8/2 time?
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