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Schteeve
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« on: January 18, 2006, 02:32:49 AM »

The new hip Regina hardcore band! Everyone should check this shit out. Who knows, after hearing this demo, all you metalheads out there might consider combing your hair over one eye and changing your music preferences to shitty.

http://www.myspace.com/holdthesuck
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2006, 10:53:39 AM »


changing your music preferences to shitty.

buahahaha awesome....pure gold Schteeve
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2006, 11:28:34 AM »

hahahhahahhahahahah ahahaahah...

i almost shit myself laughing...i felt my sphinctor poke out and everything.
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2006, 01:25:07 PM »

You're too much, you almost corrupt me.
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2006, 01:26:30 PM »

give it a couple days...
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All suffering comes from a person's inability to sit still and be alone. - Anthony de Mello
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2006, 01:37:54 PM »

i['m not that healthy.
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2006, 01:43:19 PM »

Steve wins.  that is all.  Hold the suck is the best hardcore band ever!!!11!!1
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2006, 05:42:05 PM »

pure genius.
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2006, 06:14:14 PM »

haha, nice steve, "like Chuck Norris taking a shit"
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2006, 09:17:58 PM »

That was pretty funny...who did that?
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2006, 10:30:50 PM »

Kevin, myself, and a robot called DRUM.exe
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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2006, 12:32:13 AM »

haha, funny shit indeed...
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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2006, 12:49:05 AM »

I think my favourite line is: "He said it loud, it's probably true..." Of course that would probably apply equally to metal lyrics as well as hardcore lyrics...


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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2006, 09:14:29 AM »

There's a new song up, it's off our album "Hold The Suck - Unplugged". It's called "My Broken Heart Is Broken". It will make you fucking cry.
Make sure you read the lyrics too
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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2006, 11:11:09 AM »

that shit is the shit.
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"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, tall, short, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. It's as simple as that"
All suffering comes from a person's inability to sit still and be alone. - Anthony de Mello
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« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2006, 12:21:27 PM »

this just keeps getting better n better
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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2006, 01:42:41 PM »

Haha...man, I laughed at loud at the line "Sometimes I fall asleep and dream of...ponies." This needed a few more screamo breakdowns to be truly core though...
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« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2006, 02:03:49 PM »

That was pretty funny...who did that?

Steve and I had talked about doing this for a while,  It takes about an hour to record each song.  

Two minutes to write all the the guitar and lyrics and then it takes about 50 minutes to record it because we keep laughing and ruining the take.

Steve does the lead vocals and I do the backups, I just yell/sing random stuff in the background, and pitch in for the sweet "crew vocals"

good times

Haha...man, I laughed at loud at the line "Sometimes I fall asleep and dream of...ponies." This needed a few more screamo breakdowns to be truly core though...


That was our ballad though, Some Screamo type stuff will be up shortly.
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« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2006, 03:28:22 PM »

So, are you guys one of the TBA for Feb. 11th ?
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« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2006, 04:25:27 PM »

So, are you guys one of the TBA for Feb. 11th ?

We're too good to play with metal bands.
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« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2006, 06:31:58 PM »

too funny
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« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2006, 10:17:15 PM »

So, are you guys one of the TBA for Feb. 11th ?
No. We don't play at the exchange.
We play at Rochdale Crews and Cueers. I mean Rochdale Brews and Cues.

We're too good to play with metal bands.
So true, lawl. Let's make out.
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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2006, 01:25:23 AM »

So apparently people now think we are "the suck". I guess the crew didn't like our ballad....
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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2006, 02:55:06 PM »

Ha, some people take things way too seriously.
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« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2006, 05:23:33 AM »

Hey Schteeve, I like your official title under the username...is it just me, or am I the only one who finds the name "Gunther Cunningham" amusing?


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« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2006, 04:26:52 PM »

"Gunther Cunningham"

Brilliant.
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2006, 09:33:12 PM »

We need more Hold The Suck gatdammit!
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FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2006, 01:10:29 PM »

FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT THAT DOESN'T LET YOU BE AN INDIVIDUAL!

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« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2006, 12:21:48 PM »

Gunther Cunningham is brilliant.
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« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2006, 03:39:04 PM »

My bands got a new song too, It's called "the ugliest band in Regina"

Who's the ugliest band that you ever did see.
And I'm sure glad they don't look like me
Whoa the radfords!  Whoa the radfords!
Their drummers so fat, he can hardly move
3 chords wonders that have no groove
Whoa the radfords!  Whoa the radfords!

Power chords and chicken beats
Power chords and chicken beats
Power chords and chicken beats
WHOAAAAAAAAA!!

Who has stupid glasses and fag hair
But it's their music no one can bare.
Everyone leaves for their shows.
If their headlining no one goes
Whoa the radfords!  Whoa the radfords!

Power chords and chicken beats
Power chords and chicken beats
Power chords and chicken beats
WHOAAAAAAAAA!!

only five people watch your set
it's only friends who have lost a bet
You're furthest from the best band in Regina.
I can't think of anything that rhymes with Regina.
Whoa the radfords!  Whoa the radfords!
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« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2006, 03:39:28 PM »

I put this in here, just in case anything happens to the other one in the activate thread.
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« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2006, 03:44:29 PM »

i miss hold the suck.
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Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.
- Johnny Cash
"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, tall, short, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. It's as simple as that"
All suffering comes from a person's inability to sit still and be alone. - Anthony de Mello
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« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2006, 03:46:47 PM »

"The ugliest band in Regina" will be recorded soon. and then there will be more songs for you to enjoy.

We also have a new song called

" A lexus on fire " on the go right now too.
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« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2006, 12:48:05 AM »

Schteeve you just made my day darlin!

I especially love the ballad!
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« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2006, 04:34:11 PM »

We need more Hold the Suck. I have this pit in my heart that just cannot be filled with any other ridiculous band that makes fun of things... Haha
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