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« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2009, 12:18:11 PM »

Can we seriously be cockwrangler?!!!  Im DFS on this one.
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« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2009, 04:03:25 PM »

What's next?  You're going to be too impatient to have proper spelling and grammer on your resume?  You know, if you actually learn it, it really doesn't take any extra time once you're used to it.

REALLY ? YOU WANNA DO THIS ? FINE .

First ..  YOU FUCKING SPELT GRAMMAR WRONG SO ALL OF YOUR POINTS ARE MOOT .

Second. I'm a complete idiot that would sit down to write a resume and not bother to even run spell check . If i wanted to sit and compose proper sentence structure I am fully capable of doing so . 

Third . I WAS trying to give you a compliment for not being and instant douche but it seems i passed my judgment far too soon .

Fourth and Final . THIS IS THE INTERNET . GRAMMAR ( AGAIN NOTE THE PROPER SPELLING )IS NOT IMPORTANT .

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« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2009, 04:05:11 PM »

You guys are gonna make me cry.
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« Reply #38 on: July 26, 2009, 04:08:31 PM »

laugh cry or daddy hit mommy cry ?
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« Reply #39 on: July 26, 2009, 04:09:06 PM »

Daddy hit mommy.
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« Reply #40 on: July 26, 2009, 04:11:17 PM »

mommys ok , daddy just got angry and lost his temper . have some ice cream and go play outside
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« Reply #41 on: July 26, 2009, 05:06:57 PM »

Lol pwnt. And also devy, it does take more time. You gotta press shift, and the comma button, and the period button and yadda yadda. But Harley wins anyways.
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« Reply #42 on: July 26, 2009, 05:09:33 PM »

shut up. don't interrupt the death match.
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« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2009, 05:13:16 PM »

sorry
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« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2009, 05:56:07 PM »

all hail King Grammar Nazi





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« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2009, 06:55:49 PM »

Cockwrangler IS serious business !!!
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« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2009, 07:47:38 PM »

this is awesome, i think every band needs someone who hates the band name....unless you got a wicked deadly name like...i don't know...maybe OVERKILL!!!!!! hahahah
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« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2009, 10:00:16 PM »

Can we PLEASE be Cockwrangler?
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« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2009, 10:08:27 PM »

just as long as i don't have to wear a cowboy hat
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« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2009, 10:27:45 PM »

REALLY ? YOU WANNA DO THIS ? FINE .

Wow.  Someone's pissed.  The internet, folks.  Serious business.

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First ..  YOU FUCKING SPELT GRAMMAR WRONG SO ALL OF YOUR POINTS ARE MOOT .

Like a bird following bread crumbs.  Well done, sir.  That spelling error was intentionally left to see if you'd go all "grammar nazi" on me and catch it.  You did, so you passed.  You're officially not a dumbass in my books.  Congratulations.

...but I am curious as to why you leave a space between your last character and your period in each sentence.  Isn't that extra space bar stroke taking more of your time (as I believe Brennsy pointed out)?

ok, ok.  Now I'm just fucking around.  I'll stop.  For now.

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Second.

Get ready for it, people.  Here it comes...

 
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I'm a complete idiot

That's an immortal quote if I ever saw one.  Probably even sig-worthy.

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that would sit down to write a resume and not bother to even run spell check . If i wanted to sit and compose proper sentence structure I am fully capable of doing so . 

Yet that space before the period...what the hell is up with that?

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Third . I WAS trying to give you a compliment for not being and instant douche but it seems i passed my judgment far too soon .

Yeah, someone else already pointed that one out.  The sentiment is appreciated, especially now that I know you're not a dumbass.  You're cool.  Welcome aboard.


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Fourth and Final . THIS IS THE INTERNET . GRAMMAR ( AGAIN NOTE THE PROPER SPELLING )IS NOT IMPORTANT .

That right there is exactly why humanity is going to shit.  No one cares about doing anything right and proper anymore.  How sad.  Back to the topic...

Cockwrangler is better than Battlestar, but still not on the level you are capable of, sir.  As Horrorscope pointed out (with his masterful thrash album (fuck Eve 6!) moniker), you should strive to have a name as awesome as Overkill, and members as cool as Blitz and DD.  Then you should strive to make albums as great as The Years Of Decay and (of courrse) Horrorscope, but not I Hear Black.  That one was not good.
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« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2009, 10:43:47 PM »

You know, I bet Cockwrangler could muster up a MEAN rendition of Vomit Cock - a la the late Itchy Stitches.


Hey I read on Blabbermouth that you guys have a new member? Confirm or deny.
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« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2009, 10:50:36 PM »

The board has approved the new member.
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« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2009, 10:51:30 PM »

VERY EXCITE!!
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« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2009, 11:23:06 PM »

The space is left as a tribute to all the people killed for trying to make the internet a place that deserves the same rules as the real world .

SARS MOTHERFUCKING BEANS .
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« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2009, 12:25:53 AM »

*CORPSE MOSH*
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« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2009, 12:26:21 AM »

and back to the topic at hand: when are we gonna get to hear some tasty licks from CockWrangler?
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« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2009, 06:23:39 AM »

that really is the main issue.

but the other business in this thread is bringing the lulz
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« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2009, 09:47:14 PM »

700 PAGED !!!
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« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2009, 10:12:19 PM »

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« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2009, 10:45:55 PM »

What the fuck was wrong with Battlestar?

"Oh my god someone might think we're nerds trying to play metal" Whatever man.
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« Reply #60 on: July 27, 2009, 11:21:50 PM »

dude, you gotta admit though, CockWrangler is a great band name
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« Reply #61 on: July 27, 2009, 11:40:52 PM »

Lyrics !!!
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« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2009, 11:42:09 PM »

Oh yeah ... Steph is our new singer.
Welcome aboard, Stephy !!!
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« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2009, 11:43:43 PM »

i suppose. I just didn't see why this devy guy got so bent out of shape. I'm a bit late on the thread though, so sorry about that. haha
dude, you gotta admit though, CockWrangler is a great band name
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« Reply #64 on: July 27, 2009, 11:44:22 PM »

Grrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr rrrrrrrrr !!!
I am drinking beer !!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2009, 11:45:25 PM »

Everyone will think Steph is the CockWrangler.



















They'd be right !
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« Reply #66 on: July 27, 2009, 11:51:00 PM »

FUCK! THE NAME IS IN USE BY A SHITTY NY PUNK BAND!
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« Reply #67 on: July 27, 2009, 11:57:17 PM »

Fixed.
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« Reply #68 on: July 28, 2009, 12:01:13 AM »

how about Codename:CockWrangler?
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« Reply #69 on: July 28, 2009, 12:03:01 AM »

It's easier to just go back to battlestar, but for now ...

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