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Title: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on November 16, 2010, 11:01:37 PM
new project. projected debut album release, 2015. but jamming, and fun. FOLK METAL!

anyway, no name, here's a petition for you guys to give us ideas... they need, in fact better not be, serious.

my vote's for Gwimhammer

lineup:
Wally - Grunts
Owen - Skins
Ehman - low end
Franko - Tremolos
Darius - Squeezebox


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: ExhumedRemains on November 16, 2010, 11:19:29 PM
Gwimhammer ftw


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: G-off on November 17, 2010, 12:06:45 AM
yeah thats pretty good haha.



Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Bender on November 17, 2010, 12:18:24 AM
are you making fun of billy?


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: necrolobes on November 17, 2010, 01:24:01 AM
No they are making fun of ehmans speech impediment.
Also folk metal is ghey.


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Jim on November 17, 2010, 07:43:14 AM
Five Dawns II




Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on November 17, 2010, 09:01:45 AM
Also folk metal is ghey.
no, its FUN. I play not-drums. that right there amps up the fun factor for me by 10


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: GnomeBeard on November 17, 2010, 09:07:33 AM
well I retired "Like Bird-Seprents & Rare Vicious Other Things" for my new folk project name "Ulvklan".  Yes Harley, I know you are not impressed.  But don't worry, I'll make a song out of that too epic of a name just for you.

Good luck with your project boys!  I can't think of any names for ya right now.  I have been working on a lot of Mandolin stuff to get transfered to the metal side of things for Ulvklan, still gotta get some whistles though.


It's also nice to see some other people attempting some folk metal!


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on November 17, 2010, 09:14:24 AM
well, we all have other bands, so were not worried about getting this project going super quickly, but I like what we're coming up with so far


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: What Once Was on November 17, 2010, 10:19:07 AM
Wolves Of Dažbog


"...and Dažbog, who represented fire in the sky and was associated with the Sun."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavic_mythology#Supreme_god

"...described in folklore as a lame "shepherd of wolves," an ugly demon-lord who rules the underworld and travels through the world of men. Though not always evil in folk stories, Dabog/Dažboh is often presented as an enemy of the Christian God or heavenly saints. While one may conjecture this is the result of satanization which the Slavic solar deity underwent after Christianization, there are some pretty good indications that even the original, pre-Christian Dabog/Daboh or Dažbog/Dažboh had very strong chthonic attributes"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da%C5%BEbog


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Evil Dr Mustache on November 17, 2010, 10:55:33 AM
Mjöllnir
Poetic Edda
Níu Heimar


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Brennsy on November 17, 2010, 11:21:32 AM
Wolves Of Dažbog


"...and Dažbog, who represented fire in the sky and was associated with the Sun."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavic_mythology#Supreme_god

"...described in folklore as a lame "shepherd of wolves," an ugly demon-lord who rules the underworld and travels through the world of men. Though not always evil in folk stories, Dabog/Dažboh is often presented as an enemy of the Christian God or heavenly saints. While one may conjecture this is the result of satanization which the Slavic solar deity underwent after Christianization, there are some pretty good indications that even the original, pre-Christian Dabog/Daboh or Dažbog/Dažboh had very strong chthonic attributes"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da%C5%BEbog
this


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Harbinger Of Doom on November 17, 2010, 04:11:09 PM
How about:  FAGS

it's simple, straightforward and easy to remember!


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: necrolobes on November 17, 2010, 04:12:17 PM
You got my vote!


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on November 17, 2010, 06:58:02 PM
thanks Kurtis. Ill keep it in mind. you might actually like this band, were going for drinking tunes type material a good portion of the time.

to those with actual ideas, im just shopping this out here, and getting the ideas back to Wally, its up to hiim to pick. good ideas though, i like em


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: grim and nordic on November 17, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
Wolves of Swaziland


"The gray wolf or grey wolf (Canis lupus), often known simply as the wolf, is the largest wild member of the Canidae family"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_wolf

"The Kingdom of Swaziland (Umbuso weSwatini), sometimes called Ngwane or Swatini, is a landlocked country in Southern Africa, bordered to the north, south and west by South Africa, and to the east by Mozambique...

Swaziland's economic growth and societal integrity is highly endangered by its disastrous HIV epidemic, to an extent where the United Nations Development Program has written that if it continues unabated, the "longer term existence of Swaziland as a country will be seriously threatened."[4] The infection rate in the country is unprecedented and the highest in the world at 26.1% of adults[5] and over 50% of adults in their 20s."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaziland


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: G-off on November 18, 2010, 01:44:33 AM
o i c whut you did.


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Jötunn on November 18, 2010, 08:11:30 AM
Wolves of Swaziland

That made me laugh, as I have a hot sauce/marinade called Swazi-Fire Hot Sauce.
Straight from Africa.

Soo fucking good.
SOOO fucking hot.


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: What Once Was on November 18, 2010, 09:42:23 AM

That made me laugh, as I have a hot sauce/marinade called Swazi-Fire Hot Sauce.
Straight from Africa.

Soo fucking good.
SOOO fucking hot.

I used to have some of stuff or something similar.
It was called Swazi-Fire Chili Sauce. Got it at 10,000 Villages.
Fuckin shit had a zing to it!


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: grim and nordic on November 18, 2010, 11:52:50 AM
it was the HIV! makes it extra spicy!


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: metaldreadhead on November 20, 2010, 06:55:49 PM
NORDIC KALDT !!!


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Hannah on November 20, 2010, 07:10:27 PM
MORDIC KALDT !!!

fix'd


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: necrolobes on November 20, 2010, 08:31:51 PM
Lame.


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: MalevolentGoat on November 20, 2010, 08:39:56 PM
trollflesh

:D


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: metaldreadhead on November 20, 2010, 08:46:13 PM
Sounds too close to Trollfest


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: grim and nordic on November 21, 2010, 01:49:49 AM
goblin bebop


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Franklin on November 21, 2010, 10:28:50 AM
goblin bebop

Ftw


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: MalevolentGoat on November 21, 2010, 02:11:20 PM
god is a troll


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: MalevolentGoat on November 21, 2010, 02:11:33 PM
Anally fucked by trolls


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: G-off on November 21, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
Codee, we don't need to know what you do in your spare time, we're trying to name a band here.


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: necrolobes on November 21, 2010, 02:16:09 PM
"we" ? i dont see your name on this list anywhere ....

lineup:
Wally - Grunts
Owen - Skins
Ehman - low end
Franko - Tremolos
Darius - Squeezebox


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: G-off on November 21, 2010, 02:19:34 PM
here's a petition for you guys to give us ideas... they need, in fact better not be, serious.



Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: necrolobes on November 21, 2010, 02:25:55 PM
you like to insert yourself into places you arent wanted eh ?





























































































































like your sisters vagina


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: G-off on November 21, 2010, 02:36:47 PM
no u.


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Brennsy on November 21, 2010, 02:49:09 PM
like your sisters vagina
awesome


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: grim and nordic on November 21, 2010, 03:10:25 PM
on topic:

song title: geoff fucked his troll-sister



also, Fangorn Forest Fire!


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: necrolobes on November 21, 2010, 03:14:46 PM
seconded


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on November 21, 2010, 07:34:56 PM
dude, hes totally wanted there... shes not getting anything better


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on November 24, 2010, 07:40:34 PM
oh ehman.... i dont think you know how the internet works.

this thread is SUPPOSED to be a joke! cause this band is supposed to be funny!

fuck I so want a song named Geoff fucked his troll-sister...


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on November 24, 2010, 07:41:43 PM
also, I think the name is now Nordic Kaldt (Northern Cold) Ill have to double check though


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: DismantledLodge on November 25, 2010, 06:59:18 PM
Pissing In A Sea of Piss


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: DismantledLodge on December 03, 2010, 11:11:23 PM
I have a 100 year old mandolin in my possession. It is fucking awesome.


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: necrolobes on December 04, 2010, 12:10:59 AM
That is cool


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on December 04, 2010, 02:50:02 AM
how much for the 100 year old mandolin?


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: The Lurker on December 04, 2010, 04:03:56 AM
I want a mandolin so bad...



Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: GnomeBeard on December 04, 2010, 09:34:29 AM
My Mandolin is epic win, especially plugged in.


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on December 04, 2010, 10:26:51 AM
I believe you, sir


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: necrolobes on December 05, 2010, 06:55:32 PM
Threads cleaned and merged .

ehman if you try and start shit again for no reason ill banhammer the shit outta you , no questions asked .


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: grim and nordic on December 05, 2010, 07:04:59 PM
he was an angwy widdle guy



anyway, good luck with the new band guys, sounds grim and nordic


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: lack_of_sanity on December 05, 2010, 10:24:39 PM
he was an angwy widdle guy
hahaha oh man. hit the nail on the head with that one. should be fun times. expected first show in 2013... no rush


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Franklin on December 16, 2010, 09:07:56 AM
he was an angwy widdle guy

Everyone knows!!!


Title: Re: Nordic Kaldt
Post by: Moleman on December 22, 2010, 11:50:49 AM
lol why